Too Much Excitement

Just saw the sketch on Drews Broken Moon and it caused quite a commotion on my porch.
It was so exciting it dropped my jaw to the porchboard and I spilled my morning coffee on the cat who jumped through the porchscreen whereupon a possum ate the damn cat whereupon my wife, hearing all the commotion, stepped out on the porch and said, "Shoot that sonsabeehive and shut off that sinful machine and git to doing somethin' worthwhile!" So I went out to my hammock and took a nap...just too much morning excitement out here in the woods.